The purpose of this site is explained verbatim on the index page, so I've decided that the purpose of this page is best used as a Q'n'A.
What drove you to madness?
Remember that song on the radio in the early 2010s? Lady Gaga's... uhh... Born... uhhhh... "Born like this" or something.
Why are you completely lame?
The answer eludes me, though the fact that I decided to make my own website to advertise my very minimal output may be a clue.